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Three Uniquely Lascivious Limericks
by
The Notorious Rhymer
A small selection of the many limericks written under the
watchful eyes of former Jethro Tull
keyboard wizard, Mr Andrew Giddings,
while recording some Italian songs in Dave Pegg's studio in Barford
St. Michael, Oxfordshire.
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Ian's flute A girl, who was pretty astute, knew that Ian had many a flute. As she liked some distraction he put one into action that was much more delightful and cute. |
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No strings attached! This musician by name Martin Barre once invited a girl to a bar where he - feeling bored - learnt the latest bar-chord by unhooking her stiff lacy bra. |
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Andy on the rocks A fan who accosted smart Andy looked so sexy she made him feel randy. Much to his frustration she preferred conversation so he quenched his desire with brandy. |
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